Guidebook for Portland

Zachariah
Guidebook for Portland

Drinks & Nightlife

This is the closest gay bar.
Joqs Tavern
2512 NE Broadway
This is the closest gay bar.
Fantastic place for a burger and booze, with two levels of pool tables.
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Sam's Hollywood Billiards
1845 NE 41st Ave
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Fantastic place for a burger and booze, with two levels of pool tables.
This is a great place to relax and get some greasy breakfast.
Katie O'Brien's
2809 NE Sandy Blvd
This is a great place to relax and get some greasy breakfast.
It's the diviest of dives and the owner, Janice, is a riot.
Blackwell's Grub Steak Grill
1815 NE 41st Ave
It's the diviest of dives and the owner, Janice, is a riot.
Expensive, but very strong, drinks. Also, tiki bars are just ridiculous in general.
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Hale Pele
2733 NE Broadway
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Expensive, but very strong, drinks. Also, tiki bars are just ridiculous in general.
My favorite place to get hammered and eat burritos.
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Aztec Willie's Taqueria
1501 NE Broadway
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My favorite place to get hammered and eat burritos.
Pizza and beer! I apparently like their pizza, but I don't remember it.
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Blind Onion Pizza & Pub
3345 NE Broadway
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Pizza and beer! I apparently like their pizza, but I don't remember it.
Closest McMenamins. As much as Portlanders hate McMenamins, we sure do eat there a lot.
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McMenamins Broadway Pub
1504 NE Broadway
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Closest McMenamins. As much as Portlanders hate McMenamins, we sure do eat there a lot.
A great place to get over-served OR the best, gayest Sunday brunch that you will ever have.
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Crush Bar
1400 SE Morrison St
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A great place to get over-served OR the best, gayest Sunday brunch that you will ever have.

Food Scene

This is one of the few places that understands what to do when I order my food "inedibly spicy". Additionally, there's a black cat that hangs around outside hoping for scraps.
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Sweet Basil Thai Cuisine
3135 NE Broadway
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This is one of the few places that understands what to do when I order my food "inedibly spicy". Additionally, there's a black cat that hangs around outside hoping for scraps.
High-end (read: expensive) Asian fusion food that is quite good. It's a great place for takeout.
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Shandong Restaurant
3724 NE Broadway
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High-end (read: expensive) Asian fusion food that is quite good. It's a great place for takeout.
It's a great place for a little mezza.
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Nicholas Restaurant Lebanese and Mediterranean Cuisine
3223 NE Broadway
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It's a great place for a little mezza.
Great place for a quick slice.
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HOTLIPS Pizza - Hollywood
4630 NE Sandy Blvd
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Great place for a quick slice.
Close and tasty Vietnamese food. The bowls are a steal.
My Canh Restaurant
1801 NE 39th Ave
Close and tasty Vietnamese food. The bowls are a steal.
Because it's the only Cuban place around. Good happy hour.
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Pambiche
2811 NE Glisan St
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Because it's the only Cuban place around. Good happy hour.
Fast, easy Mexican food.
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Cha Cha Cha! Mexican Taqueria
1208 NW Glisan St
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Fast, easy Mexican food.
Because it's SOOOO Portland.
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Taco Pedaler
2225 NE Broadway
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Because it's SOOOO Portland.
Seafood bistro with Pacific North West wild seafood.
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Cabezon Restaurant
5200 NE Sacramento St
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Seafood bistro with Pacific North West wild seafood.
Old-style steak house with a great happy hour, according to Brian.
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Clyde's Prime Rib Restaurant and Bar
5474 NE Sandy Blvd
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Old-style steak house with a great happy hour, according to Brian.
Over-priced fancy vegan foods!
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Blossoming Lotus
1713 NE 15th Ave
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Over-priced fancy vegan foods!
"A really great, inexpensive 'secret' neighborhood Deli.", says Brian.
Aunt Tillie's Deli & Pub
2000 NE 42nd Ave
"A really great, inexpensive 'secret' neighborhood Deli.", says Brian.
My favorite place for vegan maki.
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Yuki Japanese Restaurant
1337 NE Broadway
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My favorite place for vegan maki.
Fantastic french croissants and other baked goods... oh, and coffee. You go for the convenience, not the service.
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Fleur De Lis Bakery & Cafe
3930 NE Hancock St
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Fantastic french croissants and other baked goods... oh, and coffee. You go for the convenience, not the service.
Because you're already at the library. There's some gluten free stuff, if you're into that.
Rust Coffee Lounge
2035 Northeast 41st Avenue
Because you're already at the library. There's some gluten free stuff, if you're into that.
According to Brian, "It's like Asian fusion... it's just, like... a really great atmosphere... great patio... It's just nice food."
Chameleon Restaurant & Bar
2000 NE 40th Ave
According to Brian, "It's like Asian fusion... it's just, like... a really great atmosphere... great patio... It's just nice food."
My favorite sandwich shop for house-made seitan.
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Brass Tacks Sandwiches
3535 N Vancouver Ave
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My favorite sandwich shop for house-made seitan.
Even if the question isn't "what's for dinner?", pizza can solve that problem quite handedly.
Pieology Pizzeria
1095 E Brokaw Rd
Even if the question isn't "what's for dinner?", pizza can solve that problem quite handedly.
Now this-- this is breakfast.
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Cadillac Cafe
1801 NE Broadway
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Now this-- this is breakfast.
You can get breakfast here. The drinks are overpriced and it's always dead. But, but, but, breakfast. (Mt. Vesuvius breakfast challenge? Don't. Just don't.)
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You can get breakfast here. The drinks are overpriced and it's always dead. But, but, but, breakfast. (Mt. Vesuvius breakfast challenge? Don't. Just don't.)
Brian says, "that's a great restaurant for coffee and... lunch... sandwiches.. and um.. ya' know. Kinda breakfast, kinda coffee."
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Costello's Travel Caffe
2222 NE Broadway
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Brian says, "that's a great restaurant for coffee and... lunch... sandwiches.. and um.. ya' know. Kinda breakfast, kinda coffee."

Arts & Culture

It's a nicely restored 1920's theater that shows new releases and old movies. They also have a movie trivia night and B-Movie BINGO.
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Hollywood Theatre
4122 NE Sandy Blvd
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It's a nicely restored 1920's theater that shows new releases and old movies. They also have a movie trivia night and B-Movie BINGO.
Music venue with some of the most amazing bar food ever. What is in the secret sauce? Who knows, but it's amazing.
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Mississippi Studios
3939 N Mississippi Ave
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Music venue with some of the most amazing bar food ever. What is in the secret sauce? Who knows, but it's amazing.
Nerd.
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Multnomah County Library - Hollywood
4040 NE Tillamook St
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Nerd.

Essentials

24-hours and close by.
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QFC
6411 SE Milwaukie Ave
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24-hours and close by.
A large store with a good selection, only slightly farther away than QFC.
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Fred Meyer
3805 SE Hawthorne Blvd
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A large store with a good selection, only slightly farther away than QFC.
If you like to spend big, big money.
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Whole Foods Market
1210 NW Couch St
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If you like to spend big, big money.
Hippies and hipsters-- together at last.
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Trader Joe's
2122 NW Glisan St
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Hippies and hipsters-- together at last.
Pineapple cashew rice, if they have it.
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New Seasons Market
1954 SE Division St
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Pineapple cashew rice, if they have it.

Shopping

Because you don't have to wait in line for an hour at this location. (But they're still just doughnuts.)
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Voodoo Doughnut - Davis
1501 NE Davis St
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Because you don't have to wait in line for an hour at this location. (But they're still just doughnuts.)
Fantastic maple bars, apparently.
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coco donuts
2735 Northeast Broadway
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Fantastic maple bars, apparently.
Do you need a Tom Waits prayer candle? I know I do!
ZimZim
144 NE 28th Ave
Do you need a Tom Waits prayer candle? I know I do!
For comic book nerds who like toys. Funko Pop!
Things From Another World
10977 SE Main St
For comic book nerds who like toys. Funko Pop!
If you think that you don't need cuff links made from bat skulls, you're only fooling yourself.
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Paxton Gate
4204 N Mississippi Ave
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If you think that you don't need cuff links made from bat skulls, you're only fooling yourself.
Booze! Booze! Booze!
Hollywood Beverage
3028 NE Sandy Blvd
Booze! Booze! Booze!
Alcoholism is fun. Just ask my mother.
Lloyd Center Liquor Store
1621 NE 9th Ave
Alcoholism is fun. Just ask my mother.

Everything Else

It's the mall. You can go here to feel good-looking by comparison.
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Lloyd Center
2201 Lloyd Center
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It's the mall. You can go here to feel good-looking by comparison.